Announcing Qmail
Twenty years ago today
Gmail appeared to stay.
Today they're going to unveil
a new, and quantum, Qmail.
It will become our new grail,
for every nuisance detail
will be handled without fail.
It'll compose all of your email
in text or even in braille.
In every argument it will prevail
by hammering down every last nail;
and do everything but in- and exhale.
The future we cannot delay;
us April Fools must just go away.